Common things but unsolved mysteries that makes you go hmmm.......?
* Is it good if a vacuum ......really sucks?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called.......the second hand?
* If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,....... how would we ever know?
* If Webster wrote the first dictionary,.......where did he find the words?
* Why do we say something is out of whack?.......What is a whack?
* Why does "slow down" and "slow up" .......mean the same thing?
* Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" .......mean the same thing?
* Why do "tug" boats push .......their barges?
* Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" .......when they are already there?
* Why are they called "stands" .......when they are made for sitting?
* Why is it called "after dark" .......when it really is "after light"?
* Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" .......make the unexpected expected?
* Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" .......opposites?
* Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean .......opposite things?
* Why is "phonics" not spelled .......the way it sounds?
* If work is so terrific, why .......do they have to pay you to do it?
* If all the world is a stage, where .......is the audience sitting?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia,.......can you read all right?
* Why is bra singular and .......panties plural?
* Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control .......
.......when you know the batteries are dead?
* Why do we put suits in garment bags and .......garments in a suitcase?
* How come abbreviated .......is such a long word?
* Why do we wash bath towels? .......Aren't we clean when we use them?
* Why doesn't glue .......stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
* Christmas is weird .......What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree.......
.......and eat candy out of your socks?
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
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