Maths 101:The Origin

Brain Teaser...Strange But True

Guess what?...

We say we can kill  IT but nobody can eat IT.
We use IT every day.
IT is always there.
We cannot get away from IT.
If we can't manage IT.......WE must be disorganized.

What is IT?
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Answer : TIME.

A Tip On How To Put YOUR Signature In Yahoo Mail.

How to insert your animated signature in

Please wait for all of the images to load

1. SETUP
First, your signature animation must be uploaded to online web space / Or copy paste the image if you have received in email ( Make sure its hosted on website and hotlinks are not disabled )

Then obtain your animated signature file and upload to your selected webspace. You will then need to know the URL (online address) of the image.


Example: which will look something like: http://www.yourfilestore.com/yourpic.gif


Whereby, www.yourfilestore.com is your selected image host yourpic.gif is the file or animated signature you uploaded to keep and display.

REMEMBER TO READ YOUR CHOSEN HOSTING SITE'S FAQS FOR DETAILS !

An example given is from a Yahoo Group is MHO or Mumbai Hang Out.
Let's begin, firstly....

Sign into your Yahoo mail account. On the left of the screen select 'Mail Options' :

Then select 'General preferences' :

Click on "color and graphics" option, or that it is selected as shown:

And press,







Back in the 'Mail Options' screen select 'Signature'.

Now follow these steps (make sure you know the online address where your signature image is stored)

Select 'Color and Graphics' and make sure both 'Add signature to all outgoing messages' & 'View HTML Source' are checked as shown below

1. Within the window enter the above mentioned byusing the URL where you uploaded your sig file as shown in figure above

OR

Just COPY PASTE THE IMAGE ( THE SIGNATURE YOU LIKE ).
By removing the click on "View HTML Source" with this option you will able to Paste as IMAGE

2. Leave the rest blank and again press....

Thats all you need to do for the setup.

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3. SENDING YOUR SIGNATURE Click on [Compose].

Compose your mail in the usual way....

Make sure you click on the,

" USE MY SIGNATURE" button if you want to send your signature.

You will not see your animated signature on screen but have faith, click on send, and the recipient will be able to view it (you can always check the [Sent] mail folder to be sure)......that's it!

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Enjoy !!!

Childish Mind Boggling List, April 2010

Common things but unsolved mysteries that makes you go hmmm.......?

*  Is it good if a  vacuum ......really sucks?

*  Why is the third hand on the  watch  called.......the second hand?

*   If a word is misspelled in the  dictionary,.......  how would we ever know?

*   If Webster wrote the first  dictionary,.......where did he find the words?

*   Why do we say something is out of  whack?.......What is a whack?

*   Why does "slow down" and  "slow up" .......mean the same thing?

*   Why does "fat chance" and  "slim chance" .......mean the same thing?

*   Why do "tug" boats  push .......their barges?

*   Why do people sing  "Take me out to the ball game" .......when they are already there?

*   Why are they called  "stands" .......when they are made for sitting?

*   Why is it called  "after dark" .......when it really is "after light"?

*   Doesn't  "expecting the unexpected" .......make the unexpected expected?

*   Why are a  "wise man" and a  "wise guy" .......opposites?

*   Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean .......opposite things?

*   Why is  "phonics" not  spelled  .......the way it sounds?

*   If work is so terrific, why .......do they have to pay you to do it?

*   If all the world is a  stage, where .......is the audience sitting?

*   If love is  blind, why is lingerie so popular?

*   If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia,.......can you read all right?

*   Why is bra singular and .......panties plural?

*   Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control .......
     .......when you know the batteries are dead?

*   Why do we put suits in garment bags and .......garments in a suitcase?

*   How come abbreviated .......is such a long word?

*   Why do we wash bath towels? .......Aren't we clean when we use them?

*   Why doesn't glue .......stick to the inside of the bottle?

*   Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

*   Christmas is weird .......What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree.......
     .......and eat candy out of your socks?

World Cup 2010 ... Team Strategies Prt.1 of 2

Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world ...

I think when it comes to FIFA World Cup that song does applies.

Remembering that song performed by Tears for Fears back in 1985 and I was already 12 years old and about to be a freshman in Secondary School. I was at an age where I was still very active playing football and very crazy about it . . now in 2010 I still am!

Whoever wins the tournament gets to be the best in this planet and gets to brag about it for 4 more years before another repeat contest happens. The contenders came up some brilliant game plan and if any of you share the same enthusiasm as me then you would also find them to be HILARIOUS but TRUE!!!

So what how what's the plan? ... How do they hope to achieve it?

The England national football team represents England ... daah!

England is the joint oldest national football team in the world, alongside Scotland, whom they played in the world's first international football match in 1872.

England football fans are relying theirs hopes on David Beckham ... he's unreliable and hopeless.

But among these men will try for England ...

And their team team strategies as I was informed will be the usual orthodox style ...

More ...

France played its first official match in 1904 and was one of the four European teams that participated in the inaugural World Cup in 1930. They are one of eight national teams to have won the competition, which they did in 1998 when they hosted the competition.

When Michelle Platini was playing his football team was the best that France produced but not the most successful ... Who says so? ... ME!!!

Proof ... Platini's team challenged and worried every strong team they had to face and won most of them. And even when they did lose everyone could see that only luck was not with them. Performance wise they were more consistence.

While Zidane's 1998 team played well only on home turf but elsewhere like Japan they where crap ... kicked out like trash the moment they started their contention ... A JOKE and big waste of time.

We won't be seeing Zidane and his fellow overrated ex-Madrid Galacticos friend Mr.Beckham playing in South Africa ... thank God but it's a relief for me to see that Nicolas Anelka, Franc Ribery and Patrice Evra will be there taking part for the French team.

How will the French masterminds plan to capture The Word Cup ... probably like this