I Kicked A Fork Because Voices Told Me

FUNNY LITTLE GAME
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Pick the month in which you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked with
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a cop
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm gay.
Red--------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray-------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Other------Because that's how I roll.
none-------Because I can't control myself.