Saturday, June 24, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Amusings this February-World War On Terror
A Joke : Letter From Osama to Bush
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he is still alive and in the game.
Bush opened the letter as it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI.
So it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." "HELLO-ASSHOLE"
Saturday, January 28, 2006
About The Chinese New Year 2006 and Their Bitches
It's another holiday here, The Chinese New Year for 2006. The whole country is off for the holidays because the chinese is the second largest community here, number one would be the Malays.
It's the year of the dog for them..the chinese. And when there are dogs there are sure to be lots of BITCHES!
So it it seems appropriate that I post this photo to remind us all about those damn BITCHES!
It's the year of the dog for them..the chinese. And when there are dogs there are sure to be lots of BITCHES!
So it it seems appropriate that I post this photo to remind us all about those damn BITCHES!
Who let the dogs out!
Learn to speak Chinese
Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
Monday, January 23, 2006
About my Personality
Mo, your Personality Summary
Key Areas of your Personality
Your personality stands out from the average person's particularly in the areas of:
- Your High Curiosity Level
- Your Low Emotional Reactivity Level
- Your High Need for Variety
- Your High Assertiveness Level
One chapter of your 100-page Personality Report is dedicated to how you compare to the average woman and the average man in the 8 main areas of personality, and how this affects the way that people interact with you.
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Your personality is made up of a unique pattern of traits. These traits impact the way you think, feel, and behave on an everyday basis. In your report you will read a detailed explanation of each of your core personality traits, including your strengths and challenge points.
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Your Interaction Style:
You scored 35 in the area of extroversion/ introversion, which means that your energy is directed primarily inward, rather than outward. Your mixed score in this trait creates an interesting and alluring combination of traits: You are social yet also very reflective and introspective. You like to be around people, but too much interaction drains your energy. You need to retreat every once in a while in order to recharge your batteries. Keep these needs in mind when choosing the ideal work situation for you, otherwise you won't feel happy.
Social patterns: You are right-brained when it comes to interacting with people and recognizing emotions in other people. When you look at a person's face you focus on what you see on the left. Hearing preferences are an interesting exception to this right-left crossover. For example, if two people were talking behind a closed door and you needed to put your ear on the door to hear, you would tend to use your right ear instead of your left.
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