MORMY 73

Goal Scoring Back Heel.

2011-06-12T03:48:00.002+08:00

This youths showed some cool football skills ... Nice move.

What can I say ? ... Brilliant does come to my mind.

CONCACAF Gold Cup 2011 Group B Jamaica 4-0 Grenada - Highlights 06/06/2011

2011-06-07T20:56:00.000+08:00

4th goal was a screamer ... Yaaaa ... Maaaan

June 4, 2011: MNT vs Spain - Highlights

2011-06-05T13:10:00.000+08:00

U.S.A.'s (MNT) vs. Espana ... The Americans got school by The Spaniards ... The current World Champion outclass and gave them some 'Friendly' advise to remember.

Incredible front flip throw in sets up goal - Irmo v Wando

2011-06-04T08:03:00.001+08:00

"Irmo High against Wando High. An amazing long throw in using a front flip by Wando player Brandon..."

How many languages do you speak?

2011-06-03T22:49:00.001+08:00

Malay ... Many dialects.
&
English.

Ask me anything

formspring.me

2011-06-03T22:48:00.001+08:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/mormy73

What's the nicest thing someone's ever done for you?

2011-06-03T22:47:00.001+08:00

Trusting Me.

Ask me anything

formspring.me

2011-06-03T22:46:00.003+08:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/mormy73

How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

2011-06-03T22:46:00.001+08:00

Me being Me!

Ask me anything

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given, and who gave it to you?

2011-06-03T22:44:00.001+08:00

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."

Ask me anything

Lebron James trying to win an Oscar

2011-05-28T10:42:00.000+08:00

Play-acting is an old school trick for cowards in sports to win favors from official by cheating and deceiving others ... lies and deceit leads to the dark side.

Sad ... Lebron has joined the dark side ... It's disgusting to see such a talented player shows no credibility.

Guess D'Rose must really intimidate Lebron ... a GREAT player NEVER play-acts in competitions ... they would be keepin' it REAL.

The pot tackles the misery.

2011-05-17T11:53:00.002+08:00

The pot tackles the misery.

To claim my PPL account.

Jordan, Kobe, and Lebron Speak on Who is Best? (RARE)

2011-05-05T02:09:00.000+08:00

They have skills ... but history and track records proves that ...

Michael outclass Kobe and James

Stupid Signs

2011-02-05T11:49:00.000+08:00

Maths 101:The Origin

2010-04-24T15:28:00.000+08:00

Brain Teaser...Strange But True

2010-04-24T14:20:00.001+08:00

Guess what?...

We say we can kill  IT but nobody can eat IT.
We use IT every day.
IT is always there.
We cannot get away from IT.
If we can't manage IT.......WE must be disorganized.

What is IT?
      |
      |
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Answer : TIME.

A Tip On How To Put YOUR Signature In Yahoo Mail.

2010-04-22T14:38:00.015+08:00

How to insert your animated signature in

Please wait for all of the images to load

1. SETUP
First, your signature animation must be uploaded to online web space / Or copy paste the image if you have received in email ( Make sure its hosted on website and hotlinks are not disabled )

Then obtain your animated signature file and upload to your selected webspace. You will then need to know the URL (online address) of the image.

Example: which will look something like: http://www.yourfilestore.com/yourpic.gif

Whereby, www.yourfilestore.com is your selected image host yourpic.gif is the file or animated signature you uploaded to keep and display.

REMEMBER TO READ YOUR CHOSEN HOSTING SITE'S FAQS FOR DETAILS !

An example given is from a Yahoo Group is MHO or Mumbai Hang Out.
Let's begin, firstly....

Sign into your Yahoo mail account. On the left of the screen select 'Mail Options' :

Then select 'General preferences' :

Click on "color and graphics" option, or that it is selected as shown:

And press,

Back in the 'Mail Options' screen select 'Signature'.

Now follow these steps (make sure you know the online address where your signature image is stored)

Select 'Color and Graphics' and make sure both 'Add signature to all outgoing messages' & 'View HTML Source' are checked as shown below

1. Within the window enter the above mentioned byusing the URL where you uploaded your sig file as shown in figure above

Just COPY PASTE THE IMAGE ( THE SIGNATURE YOU LIKE ).
By removing the click on "View HTML Source" with this option you will able to Paste as IMAGE

2. Leave the rest blank and again press....

Thats all you need to do for the setup.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

3. SENDING YOUR SIGNATURE Click on [Compose].

Compose your mail in the usual way....

Make sure you click on the,

" USE MY SIGNATURE" button if you want to send your signature.

You will not see your animated signature on screen but have faith, click on send, and the recipient will be able to view it (you can always check the [Sent] mail folder to be sure)......that's it!

Enjoy !!!

Childish Mind Boggling List, April 2010

2010-04-20T12:46:00.003+08:00

Common things but unsolved mysteries that makes you go hmmm.......?

* Is it good if a  vacuum ......really sucks?

* Why is the third hand on the watch called.......the second hand?

*   If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,....... how would we ever know?

* If Webster wrote the first dictionary,.......where did he find the words?

*   Why do we say something is out of whack?.......What is a whack?

*   Why does "slow down" and "slow up" .......mean the same thing?

* Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" .......mean the same thing?

* Why do "tug" boats push .......their barges?

* Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" .......when they are already there?

* Why are they called "stands" .......when they are made for sitting?

* Why is it called "after dark" .......when it really is "after light"?

* Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" .......make the unexpected expected?

* Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" .......opposites?

* Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean .......opposite things?

* Why is "phonics" not spelled .......the way it sounds?

* If work is so terrific, why .......do they have to pay you to do it?

* If all the world is a stage, where .......is the audience sitting?

* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

* If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia,.......can you read all right?

* Why is bra singular and .......panties plural?

* Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control .......
     .......when you know the batteries are dead?

* Why do we put suits in garment bags and .......garments in a suitcase?

* How come abbreviated .......is such a long word?

* Why do we wash bath towels? .......Aren't we clean when we use them?

* Why doesn't glue .......stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

* Christmas is weird .......What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree.......
     .......and eat candy out of your socks?

World Cup 2010 ... Team Strategies Prt.1 of 2

2010-02-06T11:41:00.000+08:00

Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world ...

I think when it comes to FIFA World Cup that song does applies.

Remembering that song performed by Tears for Fears back in 1985 and I was already 12 years old and about to be a freshman in Secondary School. I was at an age where I was still very active playing football and very crazy about it . . now in 2010 I still am!

Whoever wins the tournament gets to be the best in this planet and gets to brag about it for 4 more years before another repeat contest happens. The contenders came up some brilliant game plan and if any of you share the same enthusiasm as me then you would also find them to be HILARIOUS but TRUE!!!

So what how what's the plan? ... How do they hope to achieve it?

The England national football team represents England ... daah!

England is the joint oldest national football team in the world, alongside Scotland, whom they played in the world's first international football match in 1872.

England football fans are relying theirs hopes on David Beckham ... he's unreliable and hopeless.

But among these men will try for England ...

And their team team strategies as I was informed will be the usual orthodox style ...

More ...

France played its first official match in 1904 and was one of the four European teams that participated in the inaugural World Cup in 1930. They are one of eight national teams to have won the competition, which they did in 1998 when they hosted the competition.

When Michelle Platini was playing his football team was the best that France produced but not the most successful ... Who says so? ... ME!!!

Proof ... Platini's team challenged and worried every strong team they had to face and won most of them. And even when they did lose everyone could see that only luck was not with them. Performance wise they were more consistence.

While Zidane's 1998 team played well only on home turf but elsewhere like Japan they where crap ... kicked out like trash the moment they started their contention ... A JOKE and big waste of time.

We won't be seeing Zidane and his fellow overrated ex-Madrid Galacticos friend Mr.Beckham playing in South Africa ... thank God but it's a relief for me to see that Nicolas Anelka, Franc Ribery and Patrice Evra will be there taking part for the French team.

How will the French masterminds plan to capture The Word Cup ... probably like this

About Mario

2007-10-13T23:43:00.000+08:00

Here are 10 things you may not know about our favoritevideo game character Mario:

-Mario was first seen in the video game Donkey Kong, but he was called "Jumpman." He was also a carpenter then, not a plumber.
- Mario was named after Mario Segale, the landlord of Nintendo of America's office, who barged in on a company meeting demanding an overdue rent.
- Shigeru Miyamoto drew Mario as wearing a cap because he found drawing hair difficult. He also drew in the moustache, because it was easier to see than a mouth in the crude video game screen resolution back then.
- Mario and his younger brother Luigi are known as the "Mario Brothers." This means that Mario's last name is also Mario, so his full name is Mario Mario.
- Mario is voice-acted by Charles Martinet, who crashed the audition for "an Italian plumber from Brooklyn" character.
- Mario's nemesis is Wario (a combination of "warui", the Japanese word for bad, and Mario). Similarly, Luigi's rival is Waluigi. Both are also voiced by Charles Martinet.
- Mario has appeared in over 200 video games so far, has sold over 193 million units of games (all of the Mario series) and even has his own TV cartoon show. Super Mario Bros. 3 alone grossed over $500 million in USA.

- TV Schmeve, you're nothing till there's an opera done on you. In 2003, Jonathan Mann of California Institute of Arts created The Mario Opera, a rock opera.

- Super Mario Bros. theme music, written by Koji Kondo, is known worldwide. It has inspired countless fan- renditions, including one played by Zack Kim on two guitars (viewed over 4 million times on YouTube!), played by Jean Baudin on 11 string bass, beatboxed by Greg Patillo on the flute, and played by the Oregon Pro Arte Chamber Orchestra on the trombones.- Mario is the most famous character in the history of video games, and perhaps is the most famous character ever. In a 1990 poll by Marketing Evaluations, Mario was found to be more popular (and recognizable) among children than Mickey Mouse.

Trivia

2007-10-13T23:35:00.000+08:00

RANDOM

A 'clue' originally meant a ball of thread. This is why oneis said to 'unravel' the clues of a mystery.

***
The act of snapping one's fingers has a name. It is calleda 'fillip.'

***
Measurements have nothing to do with a Ten-Gallon hat. Thename comes from sombrero galon, which means 'braided hat'in Spanish.

Can we say big?

Giant Sequoias in California's Sequoia National Park rangefrom 2,000 to 2,100 years old and can measure 275 feet talland 30 feet across.

***
Engineers30 percent of the degrees awarded in China and India are en-gineering degrees. In the US, that number is only 4 percent.

***
I always wondered this...Each unit on the Richter Scale is equivalent to a powerfactor of about 32. So a 6 is 32 times more powerful thana 5.

Linked In And Good To Know.

2007-08-30T23:48:00.000+08:00

Surf members blog @ blogXplosion found out about all things Jennifer...that's good to know and later I got linked in...... ha-ha, and also by viewing her blog a got my hands on very...very good snappy tools. I am amused :-)

Current Rating

2007-08-05T17:37:00.000+08:00

Mingle² - Brooklyn Singles

Male Sportswriter Returns To Work As a Woman

2007-08-05T14:54:00.000+08:00

When Mike became Christine, she gave Los Angeles sports fans a courtside view of gender politics.

For all of its trappings of money, fame, and corruption, professional sports has a lot to do with character. Avid sports fans seem to respect those who face up to overwhelming challenge and overcome adversity. So it should not come as a surprise that readers rose in solidarity when a 23-year veteran sports writer announced in the Los Angeles Times that he would return from a short hiatus ... as a woman.

On April 26, Mike Penner wrote what he thought would be the toughest article of his career. "I am a transsexual sportswriter. It has taken more than 40 years, a million tears and hundreds of hours of soul-wrenching therapy for me to work up the courage to type those words." The piece ran in the Sports section, next to his regular column.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Penner's story was "by mid-evening, one of the most heavily viewed stories on latimes.com in the last year, with about half a million page views." Nancy Sullivan, executive director of communications for the newspaper, says "There was a massive response to this story, not only on our website, but across the media spectrum." The online message board accompanying the article was closed to comments in less than 8 hours, with 800 comments logged in. Hundreds more messages were sent via e-mail. Responses to the revelation came in three distinct flavors: kudos from sports fans, effusive thanks from other transsexuals and rants from bible-thumpers. Readers' initial shock, however, subsided almost immediately.
Michael Daniel Penner returned to work on May 23 as Christine Michelle Daniels. So far, it appears to be smooth sailing. But Daniels' very public transition has put a spotlight on a culture that is slow to acknowledge, let alone attempt to rehabilitate its ingrained intolerance and bigotry.

Translating her world

"The concept of one day having to come out publicly, as an LA Times sports columnist, was a paralyzing fear that, looking back, kept me from transitioning at least 5 years sooner," Daniels tells In These Times. She says she was "bracing for the worst."
Many of Daniels' colleagues have gone out of their way to champion her cause. "Some sportswriters," she says, "have written column items of support, some who know me pretty well have spoken to others on my behalf, without my knowledge, delivering the message that, 'This is just another writer, a normal person, facing a difficult challenge.'"

Sports blogs almost uniformly expressed admiration for her courage and wished her well. Overall, readers seem to be mildly bemused, but focused on her return to work. One commenter summed up the majority consensus: "Yea yea yea and all that girlie stuff, no problema. ... But how 'bout them Angels this weekend? Gonna get back to bizz? Need you back Christine."
Some response has been negative. It's difficult to assess where it originates -- within the sports community or those drawn by the spectacle. TheAngryT.com, an obscure sports blog, rants, "I am a straight male ... Do you care what I look like or whether I wear high cut panties out of the Sears women's wear catalogue? LA Times readers should no longer look for Mike Penner's column when they want hard-hitting sports journalism."

Sportswriters frequently express passion and enthusiasm for their subject, exposing more personality than reporters covering different beats. They often develop loyal followings and become a trusted voice that keeps readers up-to-date. In a world of high ticket prices, the sportswriter functions as the reader's passport to the field, court or stadium. For Daniels, this connection to her fans, and the known quality of her writing, may have smoothed her transition.
"I just always liked the spark in his writing, his wit and his use of language," says fellow Southern California journalist Joel Beers. "Penner's done a lot: covered the Olympics, wrote about media, NFL lead writer. But, after 23 years, it'd seem he'd be a dean of the Times sports section as opposed to just another very good writer in a section that has a lot of them. I always wondered why he seemed to bounce from beat to beat but never got what would seem to me the choicest of assignment: columnist."

It would seem that Daniels' bravery has yielded that opportunity twofold. She has two columns: Day in L.A., which the paper describes as "a daily column on the sports events, personalities and themes that matter most to Southern Californians," and Woman in Progress, a blog on latimes.com in which she chronicles her transformation, comments on the angst that accompanied her public "coming out," and describes re-connecting with friends and colleagues she had kept at a distance since beginning hormone replacement therapy (HRT) in December.
Her first few weeks of posts indicate that each blog retains its distinct focus. Based on the heavy traffic to both blogs, much of her original audience has stayed on, in order to catch a glimpse of her personal journey. Daniels is making sports history by creating a space where questions of intolerance and bigotry can be posed and, through online comments, discussed.
Daniels knows that the average sports-page reader experiences cognitive dissonance when imagining a man donning a wig, a dress, pumps and lipstick to head out for a day at the mall. In a recent post, she related why many male-to-female "transwomen" are focused on the exterior. "We never had a girlhood. We missed out on all the fun (dolls, sleepovers, mother-daughter outings) and the rites of passage natural-born females take for granted. ... [It's] just a normal part of growing up female."

Her employer's approach to the situation helped normalize Daniel's gender-switch. When she revealed to her supervisor, Sports Editor Randy Harvey, that she would be transitioning, he insisted that she write the piece in order to stay in control of the story. Some critics thought that personal narrative belonged in the Op Ed section and not in the Sports section. Others believed she should be fired. One post to a blog sponsored by CBS SportsLine.com put it this way: "When a reporter makes himself the story, which he is clearly doing, he is definitely not serving the interests of his reading public and quite honestly should be fired for these ego-driven actions."
In the majority of states, being fired would be a distinct possibility. In February, the city of Largo, Fla., fired its city manager of 14 years after he revealed his plans to undergo sex reassignment surgery, also known as SRS. California, however, is one of the eight states (along with Illinois, Maine, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, Rhode Island and Hawaii, as well as Washington D.C.) that have passed laws that prohibit discrimination based on gender identity. Oregon will join the list on January 1, 2008, and the legislatures of Vermont, Iowa and Colorado have passed bills that await their governors' signatures.

An unexamined culture

Traditionally, the sports world is quick to minimize and ignore issues of bigotry when they arise and instead "focus on the game." In so doing, it misses a chance to discuss the issues and identify the underlying symptoms. Some would sweep Daniels' revelation under the rug in order to maintain the status quo and avoid what might be unsettling self-examination.
U.S. sports history is rife with examples of a pervasive culture of racism, sexism and homophobia. Football commentator Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder was fired by the CBS network in 1988 after describing on the air how African Americans were naturally superior athletes because they had been bred to produce stronger offspring during slavery. The words that got him fired were, "During the slave period, the slave owner would breed his big black with his big woman so that he would have a big black kid -- that's where it all started."

Although primarily criticized as racist, Don Imus' April 4 reference to the Rutgers University women's basketball team as "nappy headed hos" revealed an insidious sexism that has been at the core of the sports world's resistance to professional female athletes. Just months before, retired NBA player Tim Hardaway was suspended from participating in NBA publicity events after saying on a local radio show: "Well, you know I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don't like it." Homophobia has persisted like a healed-over injury that acts up when gender roles are challenged.

"That culture is very real," says Daniels. But she sees her proactive "coming out" and the i> blog as an opportunity for fans to examine their discomfort with transsexuals in sports. Her blog holds up a magnifying glass for those who are willing to peer through it.
Daniels is in the process of getting new press credentials from local teams. "I have not ventured into a press box or locker room as Christine yet. But soon," she said with anticipation. "Most of the publicity directors from the local pro sports teams have contacted me to say, 'Welcome back, Christine, we look forward to working with you.'"

Transsexuals in sports

Daniels is not the first transsexual to emerge from the sports world. In 2003, Chris Kahrl, sportswriter and founding columnist of the annual Baseball Prospectus, the gold standard for baseball analysis, became Christina. At the time, Kahrl wrote, "nobody has batted an eye," calling sports "the ultimate American social bridge," transcending "race, gender, class, and culture." The history of transsexuals as sports players, however, hasn't always borne out such triumphant optimism.

In 1972, Richard Raskind reached the final of the men's national 35-and-over tennis championships. Three years later, he underwent sex-reassignment surgery, becoming Renée Richards. In 1976, the U.S. Tennis Association denied her entrance into the U.S. Open. In 1977, the New York Supreme Court ruled in her favor, allowing her to reach the doubles final at that year's competition. She went on to coach Martina Navratilova to win two of her 20 Wimbledon championship titles.

For nearly 20 years, women's golf, which has a significant number of lesbian players and fans, has excluded transsexuals from competition. Two years after transsexual Charlotte Wood placed third in the U.S. Senior Women's Amateur in 1987, the U.S. Golf Association (USGA) added a "female at birth" clause in its entry forms and many other golf organizations around the world followed suit.
In 2004, however, the Australian Ladies Professional Golf Association (ALPGA) reversed its 1991 "female at birth" decision and allowed Mianne Bagger to join. Bagger, who was born male and had SRS in 1995, was ranked sixth on the national amateur circuit before turning professional in 2004. She currently plays on the ALPGA and Ladies European Tours. Bagger's success has had an international impact, as well. In 2005, the USGA changed its policy, allowing transgender athletes to compete in the U.S Women's Open. The same year, the Ladies Golf Union did the same, which allowed Bagger to play in the Women's British Open.

And in May 2004, the International Olympic Committee published its "Stockholm Consensus," outlining eligibility for participation in gender-classified competitions. It states that eligibility of transgender athletes to compete should begin no sooner than "two years after gonadectomy," that "verifiable" hormone therapy has been administered, and that "legal recognition of their assigned sex has been conferred by the appropriate authorities."

Changing medical consensus

The confusion manifested in the sports world over transsexuality is understandable when one considers the lack of settled opinion in the medical world. Much has changed in the past 50 years and definitive classification is still in flux.

The term "transsexual" entered popular parlance in the '50s to describe a person who identified and often presented as a member of the opposite gender. In 1980, the American Psychological Association added "Transsexualism" to its Diagnostic and Statistics Manual (DSM-III). In 1994, the group replaced the diagnosis with "Gender Identity Disorder" (DSM-IV). The term "transgender" emerged around the same time to describe those with unusual gender identities without psychopathologizing them as "disordered." This is considered an umbrella term covering all types of "gender dysphoria," which literally means being uncomfortable with one's gender.

Medical professionals have different opinions as to the appropriateness of hormones, surgeries, transition counseling and even conversion therapy, which would seek to reverse the gender dysphoria and reconcile the individual to his or her biological gender. Treatments can cost between $15,000 and $50,000 and are not covered by most U.S. health insurance policies. Many countries that have comprehensive nationalized health care, including Canada and most European countries, do cover the cost of treatment, to varying degrees.

Surgery and legal recognition

Legal recognition of gender change varies around the world. In the United States, only Idaho, Ohio and Tennessee prohibit the change of sex on a birth certificate. Every province in Canada permits this, as do most western European countries. The latter, however, require proof of a diagnosis and HRT, in addition to SRS. Spain requires proof of HRT for two years, but not surgery. Germany will grant the official change of gender only if the person is unmarried, permanently infertile, and has had surgery changing the "outer sexual characteristics." The United Kingdom requires only that the person prove s/he suffers from gender dysphoria. Japan will grant the legal change, but only if the person is unmarried and childless. Australia is one of the few countries that will issue a new birth certificate, as opposed to amending an existing one.

Thailand has become a haven for inexpensive SRS procedures for transsexuals from around the globe, making it a hotspot for this type of "medical tourism." Ironically, Thailand does not grant changes in gender in official records for its own citizens.
The small town of Trinidad, Colo., is known as the gender reassignment capital of the United States, due to the work of former Army surgeon Stanley Biber, who specialized in the surgeries in the late '60s. Before his death in 2006, he estimated that he had performed 5,800 such procedures and trained hundreds of other surgeons. The International Foundation for Gender

Education estimates that more than 30,000 Americans have undergone SRS.
Unlike the rest of the Muslim world, Iran sanctions SRS, as it has been valid under Islamic Shariah since Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini issued a fatwa in 1983. Since homosexuality is punishable by death, however, it appears that surgery is the only option for many who might otherwise be hanged for being gay. As a result, an unregulated and marginally underground surgical industry has developed, leaving in its wake many post-operative patients who are not technically transsexual.

Life goes on

Discussing her public transition with In These Times, Daniels acknowledges that hard work lies ahead. "The overwhelming warm, positive and supportive response I have received has done much to buoy my spirits and get me emotionally prepared for the next career hurdle: covering sporting events and interviewing athletes and coaches as Christine," she says. "You know, for more than 20 years now, I have been a woman sportswriter going into locker rooms all the time. Only then, nobody, myself included, realized it."

Daniels will likely remain an expert in two realms. On her Woman in Progress blog, she will continue to share her own journey and transition from male to female, educating and provoking thousands of casual onlookers, while providing support and comfort to those on a similar journey. In her "Day in L.A." column, she will remain the first stop on many a fan's morning read-through of the Sports section, continuing to digest and contextualize the world of sports with her characteristic wit.

In a recent blog entry, Daniels addressed, if indirectly, the many questions people have asked about the extent and timetable of her transition. She wrote, "Gender identity is not about genitals. It is about what's in your head and in your heart. I am not taking a vacation to have SRS. I am taking a vacation to have a vacation."

Regardless of what comes her way, Daniels will do what she does best: churn out 2,000-plus words a day that speak to her readers. For reporter and reader alike, there's not much better than that.

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Voodoo Enronomics

2007-07-22T01:07:00.000+08:00

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred through an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The Enron annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

Signs You're Going to Have a Bad Day

2007-07-22T00:16:00.000+08:00

You know it's going to be a bad day when...

* your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* you wake up face down on the pavement.

* you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

* you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

* you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer
office.

* your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the
candles.

* you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency
routes out of your city.

* you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and
then you realize that you don't have a water bed.

* your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* you get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver say-
ing that you're no longer funny.

* your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good
news..."

* you open the paper and find your picture under a caption
that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"

I Kicked A Fork Because Voices Told Me

2007-06-10T04:38:00.000+08:00

FUNNY LITTLE GAME
------------------------------ -

Pick the month in which you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked with
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a cop
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm gay.
Red--------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray-------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Other------Because that's how I roll.
none-------Because I can't control myself.

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3 Things To Think About

2007-06-10T04:31:00.000+08:00

Three Things

Three things to be
- pure, just and honest

Three things to govern
- temper tongue and conduct

Three things to have
- courage, affection and gentleness

Three things to love
- the wise, the virtuous and the innocent

Three things to commend
- thrift, industry and promptness

Three things to despise
- cruelty, arrogance and ingratitude

Three things to attain
- goodness of heart, integrity, and cheerfulness

Tongue Twisters

2007-06-10T04:16:00.000+08:00

This method is to give a good group of tongue twisters to people in speech therapy, to people who want to work on getting rid of an accent, or to people who just plain like tongue twisters.
I got no problem, I do this for fun.
Here goes:

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botterbought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

A Tudor who tooted a flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to their tutor,"Is it harder to tootor to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

I am not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.I am only plucking pheasants'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Knapsack straps.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bitternBit a better brother bittern,And the bitter better bitternBit the bitter biter back.And the bitter bittern, bitten,By the better bitten bittern,Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Inchworms itching.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's sawBefore See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawedSoar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so soreJust because See's saw sawedSoar's seesaw!

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.

Cheap ship trip.

I cannot bear to see a bearBear down upon a hare.When bare of hair he strips the hare,Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Lovely lemon liniment.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fat frogs flying past fast.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Greek grapes.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Moose noshing much mush.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought herback some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Six short slow shepherds.

A tree toad loved a she-toadWho lived up in a tree.He was a two-toed tree toadBut a three-toed toad was she.The two-toed tree toad tried to winThe three-toed she-toad's heart,For the two-toed tree toad loved the groundThat the three-toed tree toad trod.But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.He couldn't please her whim.From her tree toad bowerWith her three-toed powerThe she-toad vetoed him.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooedshilly-shallied south.These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;sheep should sleep in a shed.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Peggy Babcock.

You've no need to light a night-lightOn a light night like tonight,For a night-light's light's a slight light,And tonight's a night that's light.When a night's light, like tonight's light,It is really not quite rightTo light night-lights with their slight lightsOn a light night like tonight.

Black bug's blood.

Flash message!

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,Say this shortly, say this softly.Say this sixteen times in succession.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stuchoose the shoes he chews?

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Six sharp smart sharks.

What a shame such a shapely sashshould such shabby stitches show.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Of all the felt I ever felt,I never felt a piece of feltwhich felt as fine as that felt felt,when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Sixish.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Swan swam over the sea,Swim, swan, swim!Swan swam back againWell swum, swan!

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thoughtI thought I thought.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop shops stock chops.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashesas the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretchslickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;socks and shoes shines Susan.She ceased shining shoes and socks,for shoes and socks shock Susan.

Truly rural.

The blue bluebird blinks.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

The seething seas ceasethand twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctorwho doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way thedoctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctorthe doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Two Truckee truckers truculently trucklingto have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Ed had edited it.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

While we were walking, we were watching window washerswash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Pacific Lithograph.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

The crow flew over the riverwith a lump of raw liver.

Preshrunk silk shirts

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a placewhere a plaice is pleased to be placed.

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Good blood, bad blood.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,he thrusts his fist against the postsand still insists he sees the ghosts.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade,with bloody, blameful blade,he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Are our oars oak?

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managerimagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

A lusty lady loved a lawyerand longed to lure him from his laboratory.

The epitome of femininity.

She stood on the balconyinexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,and amicably welcoming him home.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Please pay promptly.

On mules we find two legs behindand two we find before.We stand behind before we findwhat those behind be for.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

One-One was a racehorse.Two-Two was one, too.When One-One won one race,TWO-TWO

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Pick a partner and practice passing,for if you pass proficiently,perhaps you'll play professionally.
Once upon a barren moorThere dwelt a bear, also a boar.The bear could not bear the boar.The boar thought the bear a bore.At last the bear could bear no moreOf that boar that bored him on the moor,And so one morn he bored the boar--That boar will bore the bear no more.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot totTo talk ere the tot could totter,Ought the Hottenton totBe taught to say aught, or naught,Or what ought to be taught her?If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot totBe taught by her Hottentot tutor,Ought the tutor get hotIf the Hottentot totHoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Will you, William?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwearwhen Washington's washer woman went west?

Two toads, totally tired.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

The sawingest saw I ever saw sawwas the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Strange strategic statistics.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,All she does is sits and shifts,All she does is sits and shifts.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Three twigs twined tightly.

There was a young fisher named FischerWho fished for a fish in a fissure.The fish with a grin,Pulled the fisherman in;Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swansSwam silently southward,Seeing six swift sailboatsSailing sedately seaward.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,Or some stickler who is slickerWill stick you of your liquorIf you fail to lock your liquorWith a lock!

Shredded Swiss chesse.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Irish wristwatch.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

Tragedy strategy.

Selfish shellfish.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and thevolume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

These are in Dutch

Ik zag de zon zakken in de Zuiderzee.

Hoor de kleine klompjes klepperen op de klinkers.

To en Tom aten tomaten; To at en Tom vrat.

Soldatententententoonstelling.

These are in French and might show up incorrectly on your browser.

Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de chasse.

Ton th? t'a-t-il ??ta toux?

?ant sorti sans parapluie, il m'e? plus plu qu'il pl? plus t?.

These are in Pinoy

Minimekaniko ni Monico ang makina ng Minica ni Monica.

Botica, Bituka, Butiki.

This one is in Hebrew.

Sara shara shir sameyach.

This one is Japanese.

Namamugi, Namagome, Namatamago.

Source: Came from this site
And more tongue twisting here

Flattering E-mail To Me.

2007-04-01T01:03:00.002+08:00

Somebody sent to me an e-mail and told me to read.....damn! surely I have to read to know its contents...dumb!

The sender wrote:

"Good looks catches the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!"

It was sent to me a few years ago.......I guess somebody finally figured me just right...haha!

Early Changes

2007-01-14T22:34:00.000+08:00

New profile ID pic.

Made some changes to my profile id pic, this is more appropriate, making my identity hard to figure out.

This might help me to keep a low profile.

And visited some old place at sites that I have accounts since I started blogging here back during 2004 like Blog Soldiers, Wolf Surfer and Blog Lines.

Changed My Blog Skin

2006-12-20T00:56:00.000+08:00

Edited my templates with the design that I like.

2006-11-26T23:09:00.000+08:00

Three Things

Three things to be - pure, just and honest

Three things to govern - temper tongue and conduct

Three things to have - courage, affection and gentleness

Three things to love - the wise, the virtuous and the innocent

Three things to commend - thrift, industry and promptness

Three things to despise - cruelty, arrogance and ingratitude

Three things to attain - goodness of heart, integrity, and cheerfulness

Q & A

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. A table!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!

Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!

Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!

Q. Why is the letter "G" scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost

Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!

Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 789!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. Because it felt crummy.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little horse

Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese

Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A. It was learning a new language!

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!

Q. What exam do young witches have to pass? A.
A spell-ing test!

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A. Because you dribble on the floor!

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!

Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!

Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.

Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!

Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!

Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York

Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.

Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel

Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.

Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.

Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic

Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A. Because his friend said its on me.

Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it's over your head!

Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts

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/`\\ $`)))) grin, so she moved again. The man
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. / ))) fourth move, the man burst out
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$))/ \ ((( judge asked the man what he had to
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___ "Well, your Honor, it was like
this. When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under under a
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(____)) /_/YY Twins are Coming" and I had to
smile. Then she moved and sat under
a sign that said,"Slogan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling" and
I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain
myself. BUT .....when she moved the fourth time and sat under
a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident" I laughed out loud."

"Case Dismissed," said the judge.

About Mr U.S.A's I.Q Level

2006-10-09T16:57:00.000+08:00

The Presidential IQ Report

WASHINGTON --

In a published report, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania has detailed findings of a four month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the education community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others.

Reports are distributed to subscribing member universities and organizations within the education community.

According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents over the past 60 years, from F. D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush who were all rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking.

The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points:
147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Rich ard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald R. Ford (R)
176 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald W. Reagan (R)
98 George H. W. Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
91 George W. Bush (R)

The six Republican presidents of the past 60 years had an average IQ of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest IQ, at 155. President G. W. Bush was rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.

The six Democrat presidents had IQs with an average of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126.

No president other than Carter (D) has released his actual IQ, 176. Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President GW Bush, his low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis.

The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis. "All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers.

Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said. "He has no published works or writings, so in many ways that made it more difficult to arrive at an assessment. We had to rely more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden." "It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." -- George W. Bush 9-13-2001

"I don't know where he (bin Laden) is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." -- George W. Bush 3-13-2002

http://www.lovenstein.org/report/

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton Pennsylvania think tank includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist. This study was commissioned on February 13, 2001, and released on July 9, 2001, to subscribing member universities and organizations within the education community.

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Poll - Favor Bush Impeachment

Drudge Retort:
In a poll conducted by CNN, 30% said President Bush should be impeached or removed from office upon a Democratic takeover of Congress.

http://www.drudge.com/news/85302/poll-30-favor-bush-impeachment

July About Football-FIFA Worl Cup 2006 Prediction Too

2006-07-04T22:54:00.000+08:00

This one I got from one of our daily newpapers. Happenned in Germany during SWR1 a radio station broadcaster. They talked about this, Germany won the World Cup in 1954 and 1974. Multiply these two (54x74) numbers together and you come up with 3996.

The last World Cup that Germany won was 1990. Subtract 1990 from 3996 and get this the number is 2006. So this year is 2006.

According to them mathematically Germany will win. Really???

About World Cup 2006-Party Time

2006-06-24T20:13:00.000+08:00

Amusings this February-World War On Terror

2006-02-11T14:57:00.000+08:00

A Joke : Letter From Osama to Bush

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive",

Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he is still alive and in the game.

Bush opened the letter as it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI.

So it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." "HELLO-ASSHOLE"

About The Chinese New Year 2006 and Their Bitches

2006-01-28T01:02:00.000+08:00

It's another holiday here, The Chinese New Year for 2006. The whole country is off for the holidays because the chinese is the second largest community here, number one would be the Malays.

It's the year of the dog for them..the chinese. And when there are dogs there are sure to be lots of BITCHES!

So it it seems appropriate that I post this photo to remind us all about those damn BITCHES!

Who let the dogs out!

Learn to speak Chinese

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

About my Personality

2006-01-23T10:22:00.000+08:00

Mo, your Personality Summary

Key Areas of your Personality

Your personality stands out from the average person's particularly in the areas of:

Your High Curiosity Level
Your Low Emotional Reactivity Level
Your High Need for Variety
Your High Assertiveness Level

One chapter of your 100-page Personality Report is dedicated to how you compare to the average woman and the average man in the 8 main areas of personality, and how this affects the way that people interact with you.

Subset of your Personality Measurement:

Low

High

Social Need

Openness

Approval Need

Ability to Focus

Emotionality

Reliance on Intuition

Tolerance for Change

Your personality is made up of a unique pattern of traits. These traits impact the way you think, feel, and behave on an everyday basis. In your report you will read a detailed explanation of each of your core personality traits, including your strengths and challenge points.

Your Interaction Style:

You scored 35 in the area of extroversion/ introversion, which means that your energy is directed primarily inward, rather than outward. Your mixed score in this trait creates an interesting and alluring combination of traits: You are social yet also very reflective and introspective. You like to be around people, but too much interaction drains your energy. You need to retreat every once in a while in order to recharge your batteries. Keep these needs in mind when choosing the ideal work situation for you, otherwise you won't feel happy.

Social patterns: You are right-brained when it comes to interacting with people and recognizing emotions in other people. When you look at a person's face you focus on what you see on the left. Hearing preferences are an interesting exception to this right-left crossover. For example, if two people were talking behind a closed door and you needed to put your ear on the door to hear, you would tend to use your right ear instead of your left.

This Personality Summary is based on only 2 out of the 31 personality dimensions we measured in the questionnaire. Your 100-page Personality Report is based on all 31 dimensions and will give you and in-depth analysis of your unique personality

About a Disaster-Katrina Waves

2005-09-03T02:24:00.000+08:00

Here are some satellite photos from outer space picturing before and after Hurricane Katrina hits the U.S.A.

Comparative imagery of a Highway interchange in New Orleans, pre- and post-Katrina

Comparative imagery of the New Orleans Fairgrounds, pre- and post-Katrina

Comparative Satellite imagery of power outages accross the Gulf Coast region pre- and post-Hurricane Katrina

Comparative imagery of the Superdome, pre- and post-Katrina

For more image or detail about the photos you can visit the site by
clicking here

About Leadership-American people and their leader

2005-08-24T03:12:00.000+08:00

A funny newsletter I just got to post done by americans about americans and it's good to know there are people who still have and use their brains in that country. Amusing!

"WHITEHOUSE.ORG" <newsletter@whitehouse.org> wrote:
From WHITEHOUSE.ORG Mon Aug 15 08:39:55 2005
Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:39:55 -0500
From: "WHITEHOUSE.ORG" <newsletter@whitehouse.org>
Subject: White House News Bulletin for 08.15.2005
Date: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:39:55 -0500

	President's Note to Cindy Sheehan: Grieving Mother of Heroic FREEDOM^® Crusader Killed in Vietraq
	Promoting "Intelligent Design": President Bush Releases Ironclad Scientific Proof of God's Genius Blueprint for Humanity
PATRIOT ALERT: Performances of "Dear Dubya" Have Been Extended Through August, 2005. Reserve Your Tickets Now.
	President's Private Communication to Flip-Flopping Senator Bill Frist on His Recent Embrace of Embryonic Vivisection

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Did I mentioned that it's good to know there people in the U.S. that still uses their brains here is an example, an article from a site:

Published on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 by CommonDreams.org
Memo for the President
by the Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity

MEMORANDUM FOR: The President
FROM: Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity
SUBJECT: Recommendation: Try a Circle of "Wise Women"

By way of re-introduction, we begin with a brief reminder of the analyses we provided you before the attack on Iraq. On the afternoon of February 5, 2003, following Colin Powell’s speech before the UN Security Council that morning, we sent you our critique of his attempt to make the case for war. (You may recall that we gave him an “A” for assembling and listing the charges against Iraq and a “C-“ for providing context and perspective.) Unlike Powell, we made no claim that our analysis was “irrefutable/undeniable.” We did point out, though, that what he said fell far short of justification for war. We closed with these words: “We are convinced that you would be well served if you widened the discussion beyond the circle of those advisers clearly bent on a war for which we see no compelling reason and from which we believe the unintended consequences are likely to be catastrophic.”

To jog your memory further, the thrust of our next two pre-war memoranda can be gleaned from their titles: “Cooking Intelligence for War” (March 12) and “Forgery, Hyperbole, Half-Truth: A Problem” (March 18). When the war started, we reasoned at first that you might had been oblivious to our cautions. However, last spring’s disclosures in the “Downing Street Memo” containing the official minutes of Tony Blair’s briefing on July 23, 2002—and the particularly the bald acknowledgement that “the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy” of war on Iraq—show that the White House was well aware of how the intelligence was being cooked. We write you now in the hope that the sour results of the recipe—the current bedlam in Iraq—will incline you to seek and ponder wider opinion this time around.

A Still Narrower Circle
With the departure of Colin Powell, your circle of advisers has shrunk rather than widened. The amateur architects of the Iraq war, Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, seem still to have your ear. At a similar stage of the Vietnam War, President Lyndon Johnson woke up to the fact that he had been poorly served by his principal advisers and quickly appointed an informal group of “wise men” to provide fresh insight and advice. It turned out to be one of the smartest things Johnson did. He was brought to realize that the US could not prevail in Vietnam; that he was finished politically; and that the US needed to move to negotiations with the Vietnamese "insurgents."
It is clear to those of us who witnessed at first hand the gross miscalculations on Vietnam that a similar juncture has now been reached on Iraq. We are astonished at the advice you have been getting--the vice president's recent assurance that the Iraqi resistance is "in its last throes," for example. (Shades of his assurances that US forces would be welcomed as "liberators" in Iraq.) And Secretary Rumsfeld's unreassuring reminders that "some things are unknowable" and the familiar bromide that "time will tell" are wearing thin. By now it is probably becoming clear to you that you need outside counsel.

The good news is that some help is on its way. Congresswoman Lynn Woolsey has taken the initiative to schedule a hearing on September 15, where knowledgeable specialists on various aspects of the situation in Iraq will present their views. Unfortunately, it appears that this opportunity to learn will fall short of the extremely informative bipartisan hearings led by Sen. William Fullbright on Vietnam. The refusal thus far of the House Republican leadership to make a suitable conference room available suggests that the Woolsey hearing, like the one led by Congressman John Conyers on June 16, will lack the kind of bipartisan support so necessary if one is to deal sensibly with the Iraq problem.

Meanwhile, we respectfully suggest that you could profit from the insights of the informal group of “wise women” right there in Crawford. You could hardly do better than to ride your bike down to Camp Casey. There you will find Gold Star mothers, Iraq (and Vietnam) war veterans, and others eager to share reality-based perspectives of the kind you are unlikely to hear from your small circle of yes-men and the yes-woman in Washington, none of whom have had direct experience of war. As you know, Cindy Sheehan has been waiting to get on your calendar. She is now back in Crawford and has resumed her Lazarus-at-the-Gate vigil in front of your ranch. We strongly suggest that you take time out from your vacation to meet with her and the other Gold Star mothers when you get back to Crawford later this week. This would be a useful way for you to acquire insight into the many shades of gray between the blacks and whites of Iraq, and to become more sensitized to the indignities that so often confound and infuriate the mothers, fathers, wives, and other relatives of soldiers killed and wounded there.

Names and Faces
Here are the names, ages, and hometowns of the eight soldiers, including Casey Sheehan, killed in the ambush in Sadr City, Baghdad on April 4, 2004:
Specialist Robert R. Arsiaga, 25, San Antonio, Texas Specialist Ahmed A. Cason, 24, McCalla, Alabama Sergeant Yihjyh L. Chen, 31, Saipan, Marianas Specialist Israel Garza, 25, Lubbock, Texas Specialist Stephen D. Hiller, 25, Opelika, Alabama Corporal Forest J. Jostes, 22, Albion, Illinois Sergeant Michael W. Mitchell, 25, Porterville, California Specialist Casey A. Sheehan, 24, Vacaville, California

Mike Mitchell’s father, Bill, has been camped out for two weeks with Cindy Sheehan and others a short bike ride from your place. They have a lot of questions—big and small. You are aware of the big ones: In what sense were the deaths of Casey, Mike Mitchell and the others “worth it?” In what sense is the continued occupation of Iraq a “noble cause?” No doubt you have been given talking points on those. But the time has passed for sound bites and rhetoric. We are suggesting something much more real—and private.

Questions
There are less ambitious—one might call them more tactical—questions that are also accompanied by a lot of pain and frustration. Those eight fine soldiers were killed by forces loyal to the fiercely anti-American Muqtada al-Sadr, the young Shia cleric with a militant following, particularly in Baghdad’s impoverished suburbs. The ambush was part of a violent uprising resulting from US Ambassador Paul Bremer’s decision to close down Al Hawza, Al-Sadr’s newspaper, on March 28, 2004.
And not only that. A senior aide of al-Sadr was arrested by US forces on April 3. The following day al-Sadr ordered his followers to “terrorize” occupation forces and this sparked the deadly street battles, including the ambush. Also on April 4, Bremer branded al-Sadr an “outlaw” and coalition spokesman Dan Senior said coalition forces planned to arrest him as well. In sum, before one can begin to understand the grief of Cindy, Bill, and the relatives of the other six soldiers killed, you need to know—as they do— what else was going on April 4, 2004.

You may wish to come prepared to answer specific questions like the following:
1. Closing down newspapers and arresting key opposition figures seem a strange way to foster democracy. Please explain. And how could Ambassador Bremer possibly have thought that al-Sadr would simply acquiesce?
2. Muqtada al-Sadr seems to have landed on his feet. At this point, he and other Shiite clerics appear on the verge of imposing an Islamic state with Shariah law and a very close relationship with Iran. With this kind of prospect, can you feel the frustration of Gold Star mothers when the extremist ultimately responsible for their sons’ deaths assumes a leadership role in the new Iraq? Can you understand their strong wish to prevent the sacrifice of still more of our children for such dubious purpose?

Perhaps you will have good answers to these and other such questions. Good answers or no, we believe a quiet, respectful session with the wise women and perhaps others at your doorstep would give you valuable new insights into the ironic conundrums and human dimensions of the war in Iraq.

A member of our Steering Committee, Ann Wright, has been on site at Camp Casey from the outset and would be happy to facilitate such a session. A veteran Army colonel (and also a senior Foreign Service officer until she resigned in protest over the attack on Iraq), Ann has been keeping Camps Casey I and II running in a good-neighborly, orderly way. She is well known to your Secret Service agents, who can lead you to her. We strongly urge you not to miss this opportunity.

/s/ Gene Betit, Arlington, Virginia Sibel Edmonds, Alexandria, Virginia Larry Johnson, Bethesda, Maryland David MacMichael, Linden, Virginia Ray McGovern, Arlington, Virginia Coleen Rowley, Apple Valley, Minnesota Ann Wright, Honolulu, Hawaii

Steering Group Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity

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Mormy's blog play-ground

2005-02-22T02:05:00.000+08:00

Aaah-ya...It has been a while since I've posted anything...so anyway I've decided to create a post with some games in it, some sort of a play-ground for my blog. So here it is so try it it's amusing and funny!

I also have a new game room.

No Need to Click Here - I'm just claiming my feed at Feedster

Wild Life - Orang Utan

2004-11-28T19:32:00.000+08:00

Orang-utan: Pongo pygmaeus.

Distribution: restricted to the islands of Borneo and Sumatra

'Orang' and 'utan' are the Malay words meaning 'person' and 'forest'; the orang-utan is literally a 'person of the forest'. Apart from humans, the orang-utan is the only one of the five great apes - the orang-utan, the gorilla, the common chimpanzee, the bonobo (pygmy chimpanzee) and man - to live outside Africa. It is less closely related to humans than the other three great apes, but is still strangely human-looking. The two sub-species living in Borneo and Sumatra differ a little in appearance. Sumatran orang-utans are generally slimmer and lighter-coloured than their Bornean counterparts. The Bornean male has larger cheek pads than the Sumatran, which gives it a more grotesque appearance.http://www.yptenc.org.uk/

Look at what they're teaching our animals these days

World Scene - American Idiot

2004-11-16T05:05:00.000+08:00

Bush on family issues

Bush on the budget

Bush on imports

Bush on the pie chart

Work Scene - Western Workers

2004-11-08T02:12:00.000+08:00

About Work-Office

2004-11-08T01:45:00.000+08:00

Really handy when you got no breaks

This picture reminds me of a story about ants...yes ants! They are very hardworking creatures and can work in unity,the best part is that how we can all see that ants can carry work loads that weights many-many times of their own.

So the moral of the story that I've written about ants is that "ANTS DON'T HAVE ANY LABOUR UNIONS! "

World Scene-The truth in Iraq

2004-11-08T01:26:00.000+08:00

Dawn Perryman, 43, poses with her current Michigan drivers license in Burton, Mich. A photo of what appeared to be her old driver's license showed up on an Islamic Web site along with a claim that she had been captured in southern Iraq and slain.

BURTON -- A woman was shocked to learn Friday that a photo of what appeared to be her old driver's license showed up on an Islamic Web site along with a claim that she had been captured in southern Iraq and slain.
Dawn Perryman, 43, who lives in this community near Flint, found out about the Internet posting after a reporter from The Associated Press called and talked to her husband about the claim.
"It's kind of scary," Perryman, who isn't in the military, said in a telephone interview from her home.
The posting claimed that an American officer named Dawn Marie Stone, which is Perryman's maiden name, was captured about three weeks ago. The claim was accompanied by a photo of the driver's license, which had her maiden name, her birth date and an address in Flint that she previously lived at.
"I have no idea as to how it would get into Iraq," Perryman said.
Perryman said the only link she had to the Middle East was a relationship she had with a man from Kuwait in the 1980s who served in the Kuwaiti military. She said she met him in Texas and he came to Michigan several times to visit her.
"I know he had pictures of me," she said. "I don't think the guy would have had my driver's license."
Perryman said she met the man around 1984, dated for a while and was last in touch with him about 1988, when she married.
"It's pretty strange," said her husband, Henry Perryman.

World Most Wanted

2004-11-08T01:12:00.001+08:00

Cave Monster

This picture supposedly has been released as police evidence in Ras el Khaimah, United Arab Emirates. The story is that a young man went in the caves in Ras el Khaimah to take pictures in caves known to be deserted, with a friend. He had been warned not to go.

The person who had been with him called the police saying he had seen his friend's flash go off and then his friend screamed. He called his friend but never got an answer and got scared that he'd fallen ,so he went to the police.

A few hours later they found the man in the cave dead and the single picture found in his camera is this one. www.weirdnews.net

Amazing Discovery

2004-11-06T03:30:00.000+08:00

Mecca tree:-

An amazing tree was recently discovered in a forest in Australia. You can plainly see that the tree has formed the shape of a bowing man. What's interesting about this is that it mimics a person in a posture of Islamic prayer known as the "ruku" or 'the bow', even down to the hands placed upon the knees. The most amazing part is that the "man" is directly aligned and facing the Kaaba in Makkah, Saudi Arabia, which is the direction Muslims all over the world face while in prayer.

www.weirdnews.net

Your number is....

2004-08-25T13:13:00.000+08:00

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Independence Day

2004-08-19T13:23:00.000+08:00

Public holiday on the 31st of Aug all of us will get a day break. So what is on the agenda? Every year it's the same old boring parade, there will be lots of people waving flags pretending to be patriotic, oh really! I can teach monkeys to do that. So I think will stay up late, go someplace and watch this yeah right! I'm just considering to see those dumb ass bitches making fools of themselves

Intro

2004-08-08T02:45:00.000+08:00

From the name, wanna guess who?
Brief story of yours truly... wild since young, done and seen lot of things, been looking for something else to do besides surfing the net,chatting etc.
So this blogspot really got my attention...having something like a website probably fun to do and it's free.
Really not sure what I'm gonna do with this spot...don't really care ha-ha-ha!

For now.